I gots one! *poke poke* how does it work? *poke poke* I think mines broken.

Can I trade it for a mongoose?

So, I had a dream the other day...

Where I was sitting at the edge of a jacuzzi/hot tub/inset bath tub thing...

Anyway, I was washing my ex's hair. She was covered in a towel, sitting ona seat just above the water, and I was earing shorts, and I was washing her hair with shampoo and everything.

Is that weird...?

....I'm bored and if I don't put them somewhere I'll forget them....

-What the hell do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
-I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
-Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v Wade? A: He doesn't care how black people leave New Orleans.
-I like my women like I like my coffee - ethically purchased from farming cooperatives in latin america.
-A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
-For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
-"My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him"

Welcome to the User Blog Mod!

You can keep your thoughts in order here in your blog. Think of it as your Realms Beyond Journal.

Well, the site is pretty much finished and in order. I'm sure there are bugs lurking, but I will get to them as they are found. I hope everyone enjoys the new shit and will help me keep things looking good.